Wednesday, March 24, 2010
10:34 PM Y
Post title : it bangs, it bangs!
♥ You'll never know the real me.
yesterday morning was terrible... a stupid crow somehow made its way into my house but had a hard time trying to make its way out... at first, i thought it was a mynah, cos of the size, but since it's all black, it's a crow. a stupid crow that flew in and shitted all around the kitchen!!!
the whole story goes like this...
i went to the door to help my sis lock the gate... then before she walked off, i heard some noise... the suspect was spotted at the window of the balcony. not outside, but inside! the suspect had multiple attempts of flying out, but to no avail. it kept banging into the glass despite trying left and right... no luck. so the suspect flew to the other window at the hall... the same thing happens it keeps flying and banging, and flying and banging, it even flew to the towel rack and i was like "ah!!! no!!! ah!!! dun shit there!!! ah!!!!!! jie!!!"... i went to open the gate for my sis and when she came in, the suspect was no longer at that window. did it finally fly out? NO! the suspect was found in the kitchen! and what's worse is the kitchen window was only opened a teeny weeny bit! stupid lah! it continued it's banging-into-the-window... and since the suspect has gone dizzy and scared, it dropped it's first bomb... after the first bombing, the suspect turns bolder and explored other areas like beside the sink, in the sink, in the toilet, on the toilet bowl, etc. after much screaming and pleading and guiding by me, it found its way out through the little window in the toilet... but the suspect has definitely left much impressions and souvenirs in my house. wet brownish liquid on the kitchen floor, reddish-brown damp solid near the sink, brownish liquid at the kitchen window, brown solid on the toilet cistern and last but not least, brown liquid on the toilet paper!!! eww eww eww!!!
